Jessamine: Ew. Is that really what she's wearing?
Isabelle: What this? *twirls around*
Jem: *blushes*
Tessa: *scowls*
Jessamine: It's really indecent.
Will: Y'know.. I don't mind it.
Jace: This is what we wear nowadays.
Clary: I love you're dress, Tessa.
Tessa: Thanks! I love you're, um, short underwear...
Clary: ...
Will: ...
Jace: ...
Jem: ...
Isabelle: I think she means your shorts.

Tessa is all like:
“Will, tell me all your darkest secrets in ten seconds! GO!”
I’m over here like:
“KISS HER AGAIN!!!”
I feel like a newb

Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

my-girl-binx:

bythehammerofthor94:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.

IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY

PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

(via xellevazi)

Max Irons | Fault Magazine Spring (2013)

Mmmmmm. Yessssss

(Source: maxironsupdated, via melarke)

cocks-asian:

the example picture of the hornet on the national geographic page looks like she is comforting you after you were dumped by your bf

like

“honey i know you’re upset but i think what you need right now is a gallon of ice cream and a mani/pedi”

(via solitary-confinement-please)