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prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding
2 hours ago · 335,416 notes · reblog

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

2 hours ago · 420,862 notes · reblog

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
19 hours ago · 151,393 notes · reblog

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
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shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

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